wind, vanilla and the color yellow
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Instructions:
1. Choose brand of gum. Bazooka, Judge, Pintoora, Rugby and the like.
2. Discard the wrapping of gum. For Rugby users, please inhale scent to satisfaction, or till mind fuzzes.
3. Chew gum until taste wears off. Not tested on Rugby.
4. Blow bubble. If you can't, you're a goddamned loser. Go eat powdered milk, or green peppers.
5. Blow bubble to a dangerous size (by dangerous, I mean close to exploding).
6. Choose any of the three: continue to blow until it pops and makes a bubble gum face, suck the air in, pinch end of gum near the mouth and let it fly away.
You have just been duped, and have made yourself the mockery of insanity. Or not. Meh.
smiled at the sun again @ 5:47 PM,
